Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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