Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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