Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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