Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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