TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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