You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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