I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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