Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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