i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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