But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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