Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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