we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Shame - the story of my life.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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