You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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