On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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