I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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