wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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