i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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