Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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