i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Green mimosas i think yes
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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