I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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