she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
