Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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