in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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