no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
