the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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