Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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