Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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