Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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