no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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