Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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