So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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