it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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