another moral hangover. fuck.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize
