He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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