Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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