so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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