you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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