Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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