On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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