Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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