fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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