i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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