New invention idea: vibrating tampons
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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