At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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