do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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