you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
