He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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