I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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