Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Alive.
So much puke
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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