That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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