And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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