I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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