Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
the raccoons are back...
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